Animal Jam (Unofficial Guide Of Almost Everything) (8)

Animal JamI still remember my first Amp : a chunky second / third / maybe fourth (?) hand Peavey bought from a Pawn Shop. It was loud, ugly and superior.Animal Jam

Some have stated that your cranium may seem too large in comparison along with your face. Now don’t be upset, it doesn’t suggest you’ve a swelled head…that belongs to Santa Claus this month! Frankly, though you are witty and charming, knowledgeable, and helpful which implies you would easily fill in for Santa while he takes a toilet break, your scathing criticism of lazybones and layabouts, not to mention your nervous habits and cranky disposition will probably not endear you to the youngsters, or their parents for that matter. Your shrewd logical thought however makes you an excellent companion at any Christmas social gathering stuffed with spin-docs and windbags.

Okay, so we all know that Cupid is your idol. But let’s face … Read more